the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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