If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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