i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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