So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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