found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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