I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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