? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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