that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
