Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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