Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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