Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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