After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
