so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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