Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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