So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
