Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
