Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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