So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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