david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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