I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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