And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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