Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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