That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My breasts were aching with rage.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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