So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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