Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Never joke about your clitoris.
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