The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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