so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
