At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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