So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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