When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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