if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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