can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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