do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
There are leaves in my underwear?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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