Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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