Heybabeimwearingurpanties
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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