do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
