If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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