My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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