So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
this boner is exhausting
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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