Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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