I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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