I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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