Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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