Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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