If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Are we still banned from the library?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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