And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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