is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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