We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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