that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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