So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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