I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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