You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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