a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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